Q: Our bachelor is very shy. Is he a good candidate for a BROFEST?
A: YES! In fact shy people might get the most out of it. We’ve devised the BROFEST to do the job of attracting women to interact with your group, and also to give the bachelor a fun list of things to do. All the bachelor has to do is have fun and try not to get caught on camera doing anything that would ruin his marriage.
Q: Do you provide hotel recommendations or travel plans?
A: No, we are not travel agents. However we do provide tips on choosing a destination in our Ultimate Bachelor Party Planning Guide which you get with any package.
Q: Will anything you’ve provided get us in trouble with the law?
A: Fun bachelor parties don’t end in trips to jail. While we definitely push the bounds of decorum and decency, we do not delve into the unlawful. Even our BROFEST Patrol uniforms are designed to be reminiscent of police but not impersonate police. No one will actually think you are a real officer. We have had many positive interactions with police officers while on a BROFEST and usually all they do is laugh, pose for a picture, and wish the bachelor good luck.
Q: Some in our group are upstanding citizens and they are worried that some of the shenanigans may put them in a bad light.
A: First off, that’s why we recommend NOT doing the bachelor party in your home city. Fear not; we will tailor the bachelor party to your comfort level. If you want the kind of bachelor party that the father of the bride can go to, we have ideas for that too.
Q: What is the best group size?
A: The more the merrier! I would defer to the bachelor on the size of bachelor party he wants but for a BROFEST any group 4 or larger will work. We currently have pricing for up to 12 people but if you have more than that we will work with you!
Q: Why are there weird emojis covering the guys faces on all the pictures on the site?
A: Those pictures are posted with permission of the bachelors and their groups. What happens at BROFEST stays at BROFEST; we’re not looking to ruin any marriages before they even begin!
Q: One of the girls in a picture is my sister, girlfriend, mother, etc. Will you take it down please?
A: You must be so proud! But yes, we will happily remove the slutty picture she took with one of our bachelor parties. Hit the contact us link and we’ll work with you to remove it ASAP.
Q: Men are PIGS. You are perpetuating the patriarchy! You are exploiting women!
A: 1) During a bachelor party yes we are pigs. 2) I don’t even know what you’re saying right now. 3) We’re not exploiting women, we’re just providing the encouragement for women to exploit themselves!
Q: Can you tell me more about the consultation I get when I buy a package?
A: We want your BROFEST to fit YOUR group. Each BROFEST is custom tailored to the bachelor. To do that we have to know a little about him. Is he normally shy or outgoing? What limits has his fiancee set on interactions with females? Just how crazy is the group willing to get? Is he marrying his highschool sweetheart that he’s been dating since he was 14, or is he marrying the hot stewardess he accidentally knocked up a couple months back? The more you share about him, the better we can customize his experience!
Q: Why does it take 2-4 weeks for you to ship out our gear?
A: Because everything we send out is custom made for you after you order. Also because while elementary school children provide cheap labor, they don’t provide fast labor. Probably has to do with their small fingers and short attention spans. But mostly because everything is custom made for you.